09-02-2012

Military Officers in Court:

Supreme Court of Pakistan has approved petition of Fazal Karim Butt for dismissal of COAS Gen Ashfaq Pervez Kiyani and DG ISI Lt Gen Shuja Pasha in Memogate scandal.

4 Suspected Arrested:

An intelligence agency arrested 4 men having arms in a double cabin from Karal Chowk near Air Port.

Maldives President Resigned:

President Muhammad Nusaid resigned after rebellion from police department.

Horn Honking Stats:

Tariq Derya Amish and Sheik Sajed Imtiaz with mobile phone recorded beeps at Melody Market in Islamabad and recorded 114 beeps in just 8 minutes.

A Tycoon in Tight Security:

Malik Riaz Hussain, chairman of Bahria Town lives in tight security. When will he make his country like Japanese or Chinese business executives?

Shahbaz Taseer Abduction:

About 162 days have lapsed in kidnapping of Shahbaz Taseer, son of former Governor of Punjab. If you know suspects and kidnappers of Shahbaz Taseer, inform Daily Times or Chief Minister Mian Shahbaz Sharif.

Dismissal of 2 Professors:

Vice Chancellor dismissed President and Secretary General of Sindh University Teachers Association for supporting a cause of killed professor.

Personality – Yousaf Jamal Butt:

He is a handsome executive running his own business in Islamabad. He is currently Senior Vice President of Computer Association of Pakistan. He has served as banker in UAE. He was most charming bank executive according to books of Barkley Bank. He is well versed and has travelled New York, London, Mecca and St. Petersburg. In a meeting with Editor in Chief, Yousaf Jamal said that it is difficult to do business in Pakistan as he has to face problems even in sealed tenders at government departments. He bleeds for his country like M.A. Jinnah. [www.daily10mintues.com]

Harassment of Journalists:

A bastard moron Pakistani honks horns whenever Chief Editor of Daily Gratis Gazette writes news items. I.G. Islamabad Police Ben Yamin Khan is requested to track this moron bastard as soon as possible. Moreover, US Embassy is requested to provide security equipment to Islamabad Police as it fears with criminals. [www.gratisgazette.webs.com]

Digital Census:

Government has purchase Google Earth License for census. Data will be used by Election Commission of Pakistan and NADRA. Daily 10 Minutes claims that Pakistan is marching toward digitally secure lifestyle.

Rs.38 Tax per Liter Petrol:

Government is trying to discover and process petrol through oil companies like OGDCL, BHP Billiton, OMV and Attock Refinery. Consumers pay about Rs.38 tax per liter of petrol throughout Pakistan. [www.daily10mintues.com]

Women Begging:

Countrywide our markets are full of beggars. We saw one woman and school uniform Muslim girl begging in Aabpara Market in Islamabad. As chief patron of Sheik Network of Pakistan, Sheik Sajed requests Prime Minister to discourage woman begging. [www.daily-b-rich.webs.com]

Electric Bike – Yajin:

These are bikes operated on rechargeable battery. These are available in four models and colors. These Chinese-made environment-friendly bikes save petrol and best for students. Management of Pak & China New Energy International is looking for state of the art marketing agency for 365/360/marketing.

Advertising Science Corner:

What is 365/360/Marketing in 24/7 world? It is all dimensional year long marketing that is must for future. In developing countries like Pakistan, we find haphazard need-based marketers and advertisers like ECP, FBR and Orient. Coca Cola and Telenor brand managers know difference between 365/360/Advertising and 365/360/Marketing.

Anti Form “D” Convention:

All Pakistan Traders Association will hold a convention on 22^nd February 2012. We request Chairman FBR Mehmud Alam to attend this convention.

MediaFolk:

It is an alpha marketing and advertising agency based in Islamabad. It is run by ace communication consultant, Mian Imtiazur Rasheed who takes time for effective art-pulls. He says that innovation cannot be schedule and a communicative picture is better than 999 words.

Vote for Love Police Campaign:

In Pakistan there is gap between police and citizens that is why crime rate has been increasing in last 5 years. Daily 10 Minutes has been creating awareness about this campaign for last four weeks. Hopefully I.G. Islamabad Police Ben Yamin Khan and NH&MP Wajid Ali Durrani will support this campaign by developing and distributing plastic badges imprinted with message “I Love Pakistan Police”. Readers can vote online.

Hazara Province Rally:

Hazara Welfare Association is holding a rally in Blue Area today. Chairman Hazara Province Party Sardar Muhammad Yousaf will lead the rally. [www.gratisgazette.webs.com]

2 Ministers Watching 1 Porn Movie:

In a serious session of assembly in Karnataka, India two ministers were found enjoying movie. People are demanding their resignation and calling them Potty-Ministers, term coined by Amitabh Bachchan. Two ministers are planning to leave India and settle in America or London.

130 Heroine Capsules in Stomach:

Naved Shahzad from Dera Ghazi Khan tried to smuggle heroine to Saudi Arabia but failed. FIA is gathering data from him for record keeping and further crackdowns. [More…31-Jan]

50 Pakistanis Deported:

Pakistanis were living in United Kingdom without renewal of their visas and passports thus they were deported. We don’t know why Pakistanis break law in London.

4^th National Science Expo:

Private Schools Network held the expo at auditorium of Sir Syed Memorial Society in Islamabad. Students displayed different models and gadgets.

Biz Associates Required:

Daily 10 Minutes is one of leading e-papers of Pakistan looking for business partners to launch itself at Islamabad Stock Exchange. It intends to become 1^st Pakistani e-paper listed at bourses and ISO-9002 certified by the end of 2012. Serious investors and critics like Arif Habib and Dr. Hasan Askari can contact at chief.editor@daily10minutes.com

CNG Only for HDIP-Approved Vehicles:

Oil and Gas Regulatory Authority has directed CNG stations to sell gas only to HDIP-approved vehicles. It is a reasonable decision but HDIP must issue foolproof stickers to vehicles, a CNG owner in Shakrial commented. Van owners can contact Hydrocarbon Development Institute of Pakistan in Islamabad.

Big B Mind Mapping:

Movie, Hero Hira Lal can be understood from movie Amar, Akbar, Anthony. Amitabh was arrested thus Griftaar saw the light. Amitabh always acts as A. So far best critic of Amitabh Bachchan is either in Pakistan or Afghanistan but not in India. In next movie, Amitabh will take revenge of his assassinated beloved not like Romeo but like Hamlet to prove his mettle in theatre and showbiz.

Alpha Male Mind:

It can be understood from personality of Amitabh Bachchan who has to guide young directors and actors besides himself playing lead role in a movie. Amitabh has seen several summers as teacher, actor, politician, ambassador and intellectual. He has to make a university and peaceful romantic world. How his mind-cum-body performed while working for Mard, Shahenshah and Sarkar is best subject for bio-historians? How his mind can be optimally used and preserved for 23^rd century is subject matter for bio-scientists and Madame Tussad Museum?

Distinguished Chair of Amitabh Bachchan:

1) Danny Den Zongpa 2) Abishek Bachchan 3) Sheik Sajed Imtiaz Facebookers are requested to provide feedback. [www.daily10minutes.com]

D10M-University Corner:

Today we met with Zahid Hussain, Principal Indus College of Science and Commerce in Islamabad. He appreciated the idea of sharing theses and models of students with media and industry. We shared concept of 365/360/Marketing with him. Hopefully Indus Group of Colleges will cooperate with Daily 10 Minutes. Contact: www.igc.edu.pk

Codepink and Pakistan:

Codepink, a 9-year old international NGO known for Occupy Wall Street, has started campaign for Pakistan and Afghanistan. Daily Gratis Gazette requests Pakistanis to support Codepink, women for peace. Contact:www.codepink.org

StumbleUpon-2300 Project:

It is a concept that will refine Stumbleupon from 23^rd Century perspective. Young scholars will measure how Bruce Willis, Amitabh Bachchan, Alain Finkielkraut, Dennis Feldman and LUAY use Facebook-or-StumbleUpon as in 23^rd century. Will they use Facebook or StumbleUpon as Socrates, Crito, Achilles, Adonis or Hamlet? [More…02-Feb]

Iran Vs America:

U.S. President has signed directive to freeze accounts and assets of Iran especially Central Bank of Iran. Daily 10 Minutes requests Alain Finkielkraut to intervene to defer the war.

PML Elections:

Election Commission of Pakistan is holding free and fair elections of PML on 11^th February 2012 in central secretariat at G-6/3, Islamabad.

Pak-Mexico Trade Relations:

Pakistan Honorary Consul in Mexico visited Islamabad Chamber of Commerce and Industry and discussed trade and investment opportunities. Government has fixed target to raise export to Mexico by $500 million from $175 million.